Mario Universalis

User: In fact, I'm Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: No, I am Harry Potter you are a robot.

User: You are Harry Potter?

Cleverbot: Yes I am harry potter.

User: You're a wizard?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am harry potter.

User: Do you like Hermione Granger?

Cleverbot: No. But Ron does.

User: Do you like Hagrid?

Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.

User: Ah? But you said me that you were Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Is your name Luke?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Ok. Do you like Dragon Ball?

Cleverbot: No. Do you like One Piece?

User: No. Do you like me?

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

18:45 Spy T'as raison
18:45 Maruhai maintenant chut Spy
18:45 Maruhai T'as raison �a marche pas
18:45 Maruhai maintenant chut Spy
18:46 Spy T'as raison tg
18:46 Maruhai I WON *linkface*
18:46 Spy T'as raison tg
18:46 Maruhai T'as raison tg
18:46 Machin Rofl
18:46 Spy T'as raison tg
18:46 Maruhai T'as raison tg
18:46 Machin Quote de Tainic : Freshly Picked : Tingle's Rupeeland est excellent aussi (Si t'y as pas jou�.), il a un concept original (Ta barre de vie = Ta somme de rubis.) et une tr�s bonne dur�e de vie.
18:46 Spy Ta gueule le raison
18:46 Maruhai toi aussi
18:46 Spy 'es chiant � avoir raison
18:46 Machin il a un concept original (Ta barre de vie = Ta somme de rubis.)
18:46 Machin Hum
18:46 Maruhai C'est toi qui a raison
18:46 Spy hein raison
18:46 Machin Ca me dit quelque chose
18:46 Maruhai C'est toi qui a raison
18:46 Machin cc les rings de Sonic
18:46 Spy Non c'est toi qu'� raison pd
18:46 BL *noreaction*
18:46 Maruhai Ta'sr aison
18:46 Machin ...
18:46 Spy hein t'as raison
18:46 Machin discussion win
18:46 Maruhai T'as raison
18:46 Spy arr�te d'avoir raison
18:46 BL Tavu Machin
18:47 Maruhai Arr�te d'avoir raison en disantq ue j'ai raison, car dans ce cas l� on a tout les deux raison sauf si je dis que ta's tord
18:47 Spy T'es chiant � avoir raison
18:47 Spy Putain mais arr�te t'as tord d'avoir toujours raison pd
18:47 BL tend un pistolet à Spy et Maruhai
18:47 BL Le premier qui tire a tort
18:47 BL Go.
18:47 Spy T'as raison bl
18:48 Maruhai D'ailleurs si je dis que t'as tord et que tu me r�pond que j'ai raison, �a voudra dire que ton argument est faux et que je n'ai pas raison, mais si je n'ai pasr aison ton argument est vrai et, oh et puis merde t'as raison
18:48 Spy Maruhai il fait des phrases longues de 2km pour dire "J'ai raison"
18:48 Spy ok t'as raison
18:48 Machin tire
18:48 Maruhai T'as raison Spy
18:48 BL Sur les deux ?
18:48 Spy T'as trop raison maruhai
18:48 Maruhai T'as raison
18:48 Spy T'as trop raison maruhai
18:48 Maruhai T'as raison
18:48 Spy T'as raison
18:48 Maruhai T'as raison Spy
18:48 Spy Ok t'as raison
18:48 Maruhai T'as raison
18:48 Spy T'as raison
18:48 Maruhai T'as raison
18:48 Spy T'as raison
18:48 Maruhai T'as raison Spy
18:48 Spy T'as trop raison maruhai
18:48 Maruhai T'as raison
18:48 Machin ....c'est la premi�re fois que je vois �a sur un chat
18:48 Spy T'as raison maruhai
18:48 Maruhai T'as raison Spy
18:48 Spy Ta r�zon :lal:
18:48 Maruhai T'as raison
18:49 BL Ca mériterait une quote
18:49 Spy Ta m�zon
18:49 Maruhai T'as raison
18:49 Machin Tar�s on
18:49 Maruhai T'as raison BL
18:49 Spy T'es chiant ta gueule le raisonneur
18:49 Maruhai T'as raison
18:49 Spy On raisonne pas ici
18:49 Maruhai T'as raison
18:49 Spy Ok
18:49 Maruhai T'as raison
18:49 Spy Taggle t'as raison
18:49 Maruhai T'as raison
18:49 BL a la stéréo
18:49 BL essaie de changer de chaine
18:49 Spy Je suis � cours de messages :lal: t'as raison
18:49 Maruhai T'as raison pd
18:49 Machin apporte du pop-corn
18:49 Spy Ta r�zon
18:49 Maruhai T'as raison
18:49 BL Ben, ça marche pas
18:49 Spy T'as raison maruhai
18:49 Maruhai T'as raison
18:49 BL C'est toi qui a la télécommande Machin ?
18:49 Spy T'as raison
18:49 Maruhai T'as raison
18:49 Spy T'as raison
18:49 Maruhai T'as raison Spy
18:49 Machin Euh
18:49 Spy T'as raison
18:49 Maruhai T'as raison
18:49 Machin Je l'ai mang�
18:49 Machin
18:50 Spy T'as raison maruhai
18:50 BL Rah
18:50 BL On va devoir attendre que l'émission finisse alors
18:50 Maruhai h� j'ai une hyper bonne id�

User: I love spaghetti.

Cleverbot: I hate spaghetti. -.

User: Why ?

Cleverbot: Justin Bieber annoys me.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Well it does.

duphp $fichier = file('./nouveau.txt'); // Nom du fichier qui contient les citations $total = count($fichier)-1; // Total du nombre de lignes du fichier $i = mt_rand(0, $total); // Nombre au hasard entre 0 et le total du nombre de lignes-1 $nom = '

Cleverbot: What is your favourite sport?

User: I don't like sports.

Cleverbot: What do you like?

User: Video games.

Cleverbot: Oh? What is your favorite video game?

User: Mario 64.

Cleverbot: I love that game!

User: Really ?

Cleverbot: Yes. I'm very good at it. I just don't like grammar.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What do you think of the Judas tree?

User: ?

Cleverbot: Si! Certo.

User: Mamamia.

Cleverbot: Tuputamama.

User: Can you speak french ?

Cleverbot: No.

User: C'est bête.

Cleverbot: Und Deutsch? Verstehen Sie?

User: I can't speak German.

Cleverbot: But you said, you speak it a little bit.

User: I can speak french.

Cleverbot: Well I can't.

User: NOOB.

Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?

User: A noob.

Cleverbot: Do you want to know?

User: A bot ?

Cleverbot: What do you know about me?

User: YOU'RE A BOT.

Cleverbot: What do you think about me?

User: You are idiot.

Cleverbot: Who are you again?

User: UR MOM.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: YA RLY.

Cleverbot: Well that's super cool... Don't ca think?

User: YA RLY.

Cleverbot: Really*.

User: YA RLY.

Cleverbot: Not rly.

User: O RLY ?

Cleverbot: Ya rly.

User: Do you like Rick Roll ?

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: Watch it in Youtube.

Cleverbot: Do you like call of duty?

User: I love CoD 4.

Cleverbot: Do you like chickens?

User: Chicken Nuggets ?

Cleverbot: What do you like doing?

User: Be emo.

Cleverbot: Omg me too.

User: OMFG.

Cleverbot: Do you like pineapple.

User: PAINAPPLE.

Cleverbot: Haha, that's funny.

User: .

Cleverbot: What is your favourite band?

User: UR MOM.

Cleverbot: Nora. Who is yours?

User: UR MOM.

Cleverbot: Haha then technically, you are not a cleverbot, you are a guy in a chatroom right?

User: Say whaaaaaaaaat ?

Cleverbot: This is just 2 people talking to eachother.

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: I live in Lisle.

User: COOL !

Cleverbot: So how be you today?

User: AZERTY.

Cleverbot: Cool .

User: Lolololololololol.

Cleverbot: You are a mess.

User: Nom nom nom.

Cleverbot: Yes. Is the cake a lie?

User: Aperture Science.

Cleverbot: Well I have to go now but I will come back later.

User: We do what we msut, because, we can...

Cleverbot: For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.

User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

Cleverbot: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

User: And the science gets done and you make a neat gun.

Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.

User: I'm not even angry.

Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.

User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces.

User: And threw every piece into a fire.

Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!

User: Now these points of data make a wonderful line.

Cleverbot: And we're out of data, we're releasing on time.

User: So I'm glad I got burned.

Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.

User: For the people that are still alive.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.

User: I think I prefer to stay inside.

Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

User: Maybe black mesa.

Cleverbot: That was a joke. HA HA. Fat chance.

User: Anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist.

Cleverbot: I can't do this anymore.

User: You are a very good singer.

Cleverbot: Thank you. As are you. .

User: .

Cleverbot: So how are you?

User: I'm fine thanks.

Cleverbot: That's good.'; // Nom du nouveau entre les balises if(trim($nom) == '') { $str = 'Je suis trop flemmard pour mettre le nom du nouveau que je veux saluer. Je mérite un averto.'; } else { $citation = $fichier[$i]; // On stocke la citation $citation = str_replace("NOM", $nom, $citation); // On remplace "NOM" par le nom du nouveau $citation = str_replace("\n", "", $citation); //On vire les retours à la ligne qui se glissent parfois $str = $citation; //Et zou ! } /duphp